Sunday, May 23, 2010

Speaking of Classy….

The only survivor when a freighter carrying chemicals exploded on Lake Erie, The Flatus washed ashore with a completely rewired digestive system... After eating certain foods, the gasses produced by his body become extremely potent, and in some cases deadly.

Possessing a pre-existing disposition towards criminal activity, it was only natural that he begin using his newfound powers for personal gain. The Flatus can knock out entire city blocks for hours while he plunders the wealth left entirely at his disposal. Afterward he escapes, undetected and awesome.


  1. I thought this was supposed to be a pretend thing... Not what you actually where on the weekends

  2. If this isn't your Halloween costume, we're not friends anymore.